It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.
ROALD DAHLIf I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Writing is mainly perspiration, not inspiration.
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Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it.
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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I am suspicious of both facility and speed.
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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