Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
MAE WESTMarriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
More Mae West Quotes
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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
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Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
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Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love–that’s not so bad either.
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
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A hard man is good to find.
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Dress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings.
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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
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A man’s kiss is his signature.
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The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
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Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
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I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
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I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
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Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
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I speak two languages, Body and English.
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