“Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”

Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.

I’m single because I was born that way.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.

Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.

Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can’t ever take that away from you.

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.

I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

Institutions of learning should be devoted to the cultivation of curiosity, and the less they are deflected by the consideration of immediacy of application

Defending territories, defending everything institutional in the belief that they defend Islam.

Experience serves to prove that the worth and strength of a state depend far less upon the form of its institutions than upon the character of its men; for the nation is only the aggregate of individual conditions, and civilization itself is but a question of personal, improvement.

If we cling to the institution of Islam, then we tend to defend it against whatever we see as a danger to it, so because of this we see now that many people are defending states

We cannot afford to raise any institution to the rank of a fetish. To do so would be simply to become the slaves of our own machinery.

So many people and institutions are against homosexuals that, as a homosexual, you can’t waste your time by trying to convince them that you’re a good person.

To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral.

Baseball, like some other sports, poses as a sacred institution dedicated to the public good, but it is actually a big, selfish business with a ruthlessness that many big businesses would never think of displaying.