“Don’t call a woman a bitch. Call her an ass-hole. It still gets your point across and it’s not sexist.”

I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.

Love can often be misguided and do as much harm as good, but respect can do only good.

Your life is your own. You mold it. You make it.

No man is defeated without until he has first been defeated within.

He who learns but does not think is lost. He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.

What could we accomplish if we knew we could not fail?

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.

We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.

Friendship with oneself is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.

It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.

When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it?

I believe that anyone can conquer fear by doing the things he fears to do

You should always own a black dress because no one ever remembers a black dress.

If you lose money you lose much, If you lose friends you lose more, If you lose faith you lose all.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

One should always be in love. That’s the reason one should never marry.

We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.

People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Love is the Answer. What was the Question?

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.