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Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.

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My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.
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I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
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All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.
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People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
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Tolerance is the one essential ingredient. You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
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Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.
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Everyone has to have a sense of duty. A duty to society, to their family. I mean, you name it.
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As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.
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Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
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The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
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A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
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A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
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I can’t remember names and things.
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Forget Name Remember
I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.
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Experience Government People World
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
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Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival.
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