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My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.

Prince Philip

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
PRINCE PHILIP

Angry Ball Cricket Dangerous Gun Hands Man
If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Carpet Country Ideas Man People
I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
PRINCE PHILIP

Moral Prostitute Wife
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
PRINCE PHILIP

Dead Excuse Grace Horse Jump Stop
I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money.
PRINCE PHILIP

Confess Interest Leisure Man Money Poor
It’s better to get out before you reach the sell-by date.
PRINCE PHILIP

Better Date Philosophy Reach
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.
PRINCE PHILIP

Feet Mouth Practice Science
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
PRINCE PHILIP

Carpet Examination Funny Invention Man Red
As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.
PRINCE PHILIP

Communication Discover Happen Moth Shut
We live in what virtually amounts to a museum – which does not happen to a lot of people.
PRINCE PHILIP

Amount Happen Live Museum People Virtual
If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.
PRINCE PHILIP

Earth Level Population Return
Tolerance is the one essential ingredient. You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
PRINCE PHILIP

Essential Inredient Quality Queen Tolerance
Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.
PRINCE PHILIP

Deliberate Disappear Ignorance Nature Neglect Wildlife
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Aeroplane Chair Eat Legs Wings
You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
PRINCE PHILIP

Fitness Weight Loss
So who’s on drugs here? He looks as if he’s on drugs.
PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Toxic

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