“Money is like manure, its only good if you spread it around.”

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than live as slaves.

Perfectionism spells paralysis.

There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.

Any idiot can see something wrong. But can you see what is right?

I no longer listen to what people say, I just watch what they do. Behavior never lies.

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible.

If you’re not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you’re not a conservative at forty, you have no brain.

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else.

I get my exercise being a pallbearer for those of my friends who believed in regular running and calisthenics.

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Watch your actions, they become your habits.

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.

The true guide of life is to do what is right.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.