“There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.”

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.

A small lie needs a bodyguard of bigger lies to protect it.

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.

Socialism is like a dream. Sooner or later you wake up to reality.

Success comes from continuing to strive, fail and learn without losing enthusiasm.

Our future is in our hands. Our lives are what we choose to make them.

All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes.

If you make 10,000 regulations you destroy all respect for the law.

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

A nation that fails to honor its heroes, soon will have no heroes to honor.

Never, never, never give in!

There is nothing government can give you that it hasn’t taken from you in the first place.

I’d rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me.

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

Your shame will be your torture, and your torture will be your life. I wish it long.

Life can be fuckked upppp… but it sure is beautiful.

Join me in the pure atmosphere of gratitude for life.

Things don’t always work out the way you plan and we’ve discovered that sometimes for the best.

Learning to let go should be learned before learning to get. Life should be touched, not strangled.

The gospel is not a doctrine of the tongue, but of life.

Drink wine. This is life eternal. This is all that youth will give you. It is the season for wine, roses and drunken friends. Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.