They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
BOB SAGETI have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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