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Mothers are the necessity of invention.

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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Mean Opiates Television
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Dad Mom Peas Plan Sorry
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Comforting Few Late Less
It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Generation Running World
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Country Kings Mom Nice People Think
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Cute Funny Life Stars

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