When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHANI cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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