I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHANI cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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