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If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don’t you ever see anyone take one to the beach?

Jerry Seinfeld

There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
JERRY SEINFELD

Life More Obvious Shallow
If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don’t you ever see anyone take one to the beach?
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Airline Beach Devices
This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.
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Creative Idea Pursuit Want
I was the best man at the wedding… If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?
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Goal Life Marry Men New Wedding
The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I’m like Grace Jones to them. “This guy is nuts-talking about socks. Where’s the wife jokes, where’s the fat jokes?”
JERRY SEINFELD

Comedian Funny Night Real
I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you’ll hit it.
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Essay Everything Know Well
When you’ve been in the business 5-years, as a person, it’s like you’re 5-years old – like a child. 10-years and you’re 10-years old, 20… Etcetera. That’s how I measure maturity in this industry.
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Child Children Maturity Old Year
Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death.
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Crazy Death Idea Proven
[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who’s … normal … I’m not curious, I’m not interested.
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Engage Kind Normal People
I didn’t know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it’s a musical.
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Funny Marriage Voice Wife
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
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Funny Humorous Music
I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
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Anything Cut Idea Time Witty
If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
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Bore Long Need Stories
There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don’t have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.
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People Skill Socially Two
Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on ‘How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?
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Love Magazines Medium Space
That’s why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.
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Breakup Build Immunity Three Two

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