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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.

Bill Watterson

Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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Looks never Prepared
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
As “Calvin and Hobbes” went on, the writing pushed the drawings into greater complexity.
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Drawing Reality Writing
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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Design Grace Produce Spiders

Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.

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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.

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