I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
D. J. MACHALEAja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
More D. J. MacHale Quotes
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At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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To write, you need to find what you love.
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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