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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

Brendan Behan

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

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