You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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More D. J. MacHale Quotes
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I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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To write, you need to find what you love.
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I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
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Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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