Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
D. J. MACHALEIf I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
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There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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