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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

D. J. MacHale

Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Confused Dinosaur People
I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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Pendragon Reader
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Murder Three Times
Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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One Shattering Simple
I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hands Hurt Sorry
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Hero Men Names
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Kids Warrior Witty
Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Courtney Mark Three
You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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Compassion Humility Pride
And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
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Adventure Challenges Way
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves
There were eleven of us. Each more different than the next. All with the same mindset. Things weren’t the way they were meant to be. It was our job to make things right. We were the soldiers of Halla. It was time for us to take it back.
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Different Jobs Soldier
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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Flats Sides Wall
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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Believe Evil Long

I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

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