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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

D. J. MacHale

Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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Flower Names Rose
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Exactly French Pendragon
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Love Mark Press
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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Believe Evil Long
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Learned Mistake Promise
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Kids Warrior Witty
I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hands Hurt Sorry
I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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Confused Light Men
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
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Hero Men Names
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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Pendragon Reader
Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Courtney Mark Three
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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Flats Sides Wall
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two

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