Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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