Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
BO BURNHAMIf your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that’s not selfless that you love your fans, that’s ridiculous.
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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don’t smoke… tumors.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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