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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.

Bill Watterson

The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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Admire Special World
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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Everyone Knows Letter Played Score Word
A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
BILL WATTERSON

Avoiding Hobbies Slips
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Firsts Hobbes Use
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Art Book Comics Hands
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Pigs Riding Three

I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.

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