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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.

Billy Crystal

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
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Inspirational Life Wise
What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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Frustrating Life Over Starting
Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don’t think you can make your kids’ dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.
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Dream Kids Thinking
I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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Being Black Comedy Old
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, ‘This is the best I’m ever going to look, the best I’m ever going to feel, the best I’m ever going to do,’ and it ain’t that great?
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Feels Looks Reach
There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
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Big Clothes Difference Mostly
Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
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Golden Problem World
You give up your dream, you give up.
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Dream Giving Vision
From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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Ghouls Saws Sids
I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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Caught Limits Married
Change is such hard work.
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Change Inspirational Work
I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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Fifth Grade Growing Height
If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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Dad Father Respect
I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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Baby Night Sleep
I was introducing [director and producer] Hal Roach – Mr. Roach was 100 years old, he was one of the fathers of early days in films, he put Laurel with Hardy, he created the Our Gang kids, and all these silent movies he did – he was a giant.
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Father Introducing Kids Producer Years
I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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Country Free Life Sucker

If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.

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