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There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

D. J. MacHale

What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Exactly French Pendragon
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Learned Mistake Promise
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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Flats Sides Wall
My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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Adventure Life Ongoing
Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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Meant Presses Thing Way
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Girlfriend Nice Reality
Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Courtney Mark Three
You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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Compassion Humility Pride
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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Beach Girl Jobs
I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it’s sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don’t act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it’s okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.
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Long May Thinking
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges
I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hands Hurt Sorry
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Person Say Terrorist
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Kids Warrior Witty

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