Yeah I’m thirty-six, but on the show I’m thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
ELLEN DEGENERESWhen people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me.
More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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I’m a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
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So many people prefer to live in drama because it’s comfortable. It’s like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship – it’s actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect.
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I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, ‘Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it’s so repetitious.’
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I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.
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I hate having to do small talk. I’d rather talk about deep subjects. I’d rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter.
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We’re just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.
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There’s nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.
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I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness – and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, I’m a human trying to make it through in this world.
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It would be horrible to live with someone who didn’t like the same things you like.
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I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That’s really why I do what I do.
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Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
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So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
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I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don’t harbour resentment.
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Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
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