I’ve been in training for stardom.
BERNIE MACSuffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
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That’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail.
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My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
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I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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I was born October 5, 1957, on the South Side of Chicago, in the Woodlawn area, a neighborhood that hasn’t changed much in forty-five years. Our house was on 66th and Blackstone, but the city tore it down when the rats took over.
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I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father – who I had only recently met – died.
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I took my sports experience to my life on stage. That’s why I’m so disciplined. Playing sports, I was always underestimated. I was never picked first to do anything. This always helped me. It taught me how to push myself.
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I want to do something that people can really say, ‘Hey, man, that was good, I’m proud of you, I’m proud of that.’ ‘Pride’ and ‘Transformers’ and things like that.
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I’m not a star, I hate that word, and I’m an entertainer. Stars fall, you know, I’m an entertainer. I want to be known as an entertainer.
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I can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
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My comedy comes from pain. I can’t stand to see someone hurting.
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I have so much respect for what’s funny.
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I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, ‘I’m like you – I’m frustrated, I’m not an expert, I don’t have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I’m selfish too.’
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