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I hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.

Brad Williams

Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
BRAD WILLIAMS

Mean People Realized Seen
I admire ventriloquists, because I can’t do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can’t do what they do.
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Mean might Now Then
There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.
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Apart Haer Joke Skills Thinking
I don’t take too many things too seriously.
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Many Seriously Things
I don’t get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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Issues Silly Trying
I try not to be hateful.
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Country Hateful People Trying
I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
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Guy Like People
Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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Comedian Statements True
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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Confusing Insane People
I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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Children Fun People
When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
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Comedian Night Soldier
It’s extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what’s going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly.
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Country Educated Extremely Laughing Silly
I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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Enough Much Smart Too
Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
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Everyone Jokes Want
I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That’s the constant. That’s the thing that I’m going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
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Constant Love Show Television
In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.
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Aspect Entertainment Individual

I hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.

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