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When you see grown men near to tears because they’ve missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

Bill Murray

Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
BILL MURRAY

Crash Knows People
You know the theory of cell irritability? If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba.
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Acting Cells People
I think all phases of one’s career are serious if you take it seriously no matter if you are doing high profile dramatic pieces or not.
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Careers Pieces Thinking
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
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Honesty Music Truth
I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that’s it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I’d done something.
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Home Month Mustache
It just doesn’t matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER! It just doesn’t matter! It just doesn’t matter!
BILL MURRAY

Just Lose Matter
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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Army Feet Humorous
If you have someone that you think is The One, don’t just sort of think in your ordinary mind, ‘
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Love Party Thinking
You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.
BILL MURRAY

Good Knows
Well it’s hard to be yourself, it’s the hardest job there is.
BILL MURRAY

Being Hardest Jobs Yourself
Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can’t buy backbone. Don’t let them forget it. Thank you.
BILL MURRAY

Crosshairs Remember Take Thank
The cell will completely collapse and become nothing. That’s kind of what it’s like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.
BILL MURRAY

Angry People Pop Thousand
Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
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Enemy People War Worst
Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.
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Fields Shows Standards
I’m just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that’s what they pay me to do.
BILL MURRAY

Charming Guy Pay
Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
BILL MURRAY

Acting Needs Suits

When you see grown men near to tears because they’ve missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

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