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BRENDAN BEHANI am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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