Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
D. J. MACHALEAt least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
More D. J. MacHale Quotes
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My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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To write, you need to find what you love.
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Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
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Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
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“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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