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People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.

Brad Williams

I admire ventriloquists, because I can’t do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can’t do what they do.
BRAD WILLIAMS

Mean might Now Then
When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
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Comedian Night Soldier
It’s extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what’s going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly.
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Country Educated Extremely Laughing Silly
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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Confusing Insane People
Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.
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Important Now Then Trying
I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
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Awe Comic Havens Things
I hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.
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Dwarves Hate People
Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
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Everyone Jokes Want
Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because… they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can’t take it to a dangerous place.
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Dangerous Female Honest
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It’s a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.
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Comedy Country People Told
Now, I’ve gotten to the point in my career, I’m 13 years in, to where I know that I’m funny. I know that I’m good at this.
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Careers Knows Years
Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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Comedian Statements True
I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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Children Fun People
I don’t take too many things too seriously.
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Many Seriously Things
If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
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Depth Politics Surface
I don’t get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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Issues Silly Trying

People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.

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