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You made one mistake. You married me.

Brendan Behan

When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World

You made one mistake. You married me.

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