I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
BO BURNHAMI feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I’m also wary about the fact that if you don’t proceed with caution and understand what you’re doing, you understand these things are realities that you’re dealing with, they’re real things.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there’s a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I’m OK, but that’s about it. I like to think I’m good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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