Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
BILL WATTERSONOnce it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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