If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
BETTE MIDLERIf only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
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Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world. That’s why I’m concerned about education, because it helps our children see other worlds.
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We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
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The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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it will cleanse itself, and new life forms, maybe better ones, will come. Meanwhile, we’ll have gotten exactly what we deserved: annihilation.
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Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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I never know how much of what I say is true.
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One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it for one minute. He hasn’t been to one of my shows.
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Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.
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A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening… that’s the art.
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I’m not interested in perfection. The universe is perfect, and there are some works of art that we see as perfect, but human beings aren’t perfect.
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