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Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.

Brendan Behan

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years

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