Life isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another.
BORIS JOHNSONLondon is a fantastic creator of jobs – but many of these jobs are going to people who don’t originate in this country.
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As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.
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I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick.
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Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power.
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My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
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The difference between Hitler’s speeches and Churchill’s speeches was that Hitler made you think he could do anything; Churchill made you think you could do anything.
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It hasn’t taken them long, they began by telling us they would have a positive and patriotic case and they’re back to project fear within minutes. There they go again they have nothing positive to say.
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We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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I think it is going to be wonderful. I went to the Paralympics in Beijing and have seen how brilliant the sport is at first hand. People are going to love it. It is going to change people’s attitudes to Paralympians and it is going to be a great show.
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Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
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Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
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Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.
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London is a fantastic creator of jobs – but many of these jobs are going to people who don’t originate in this country.
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My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
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The difference between Hitler’s speeches and Churchill’s speeches was that Hitler made you think he could do anything; Churchill made you think you could do anything.
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