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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

Bill Hicks

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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Rushing Satan Speaking Watch
The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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Comedian Roles Starts Waiting
Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day.” Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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Belief Funny God Humor Rush
I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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Light Middlemen Mind Source
What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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Esteem Feeling Better Self War
The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
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Powerful Real Thinking
All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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Brain Bud Commercial Long
STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
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After Know Stratford Sucks Suppose
I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.
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Funny Glasses Humor Mobile Seeing
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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Created Fear Organization
I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Caring Honest Long
A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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Believe Christian Day One
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns.
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Doctor Dream Heart Hero President
Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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might Perception Reality
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
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Cigarette Smoke Eye Smoking
I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Business Kids Men Running

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