When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn’t get a job and I couldn’t eat meat.
BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT
BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT
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I can smell parents’ stomach acid right now, but they know that whole “You gotta get a job and you gotta settle for what people perceive as success” thing is really absurd.
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Bobcat GoldthwaitBobcat Goldthwait If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.
Bobcat GoldthwaitBobcat Goldthwait We don’t really become worm food. We go to a magical place with bunnies and rainbows.”
Bobcat GoldthwaitBobcat Goldthwait Kurt (Cobain) was a fan of my standup, which was pretty weird.
Bobcat GoldthwaitBobcat Goldthwait I’m against gun control. It’s not that I like guns, it’s just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other’s heads off.
Bobcat GoldthwaitBobcat Goldthwait How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that’s who I am.
Bobcat GoldthwaitBobcat Goldthwait Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.
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It is beneath pale blue skies, amongst sycamore trees, and afoot dirtied leaves, my heart, and soul finds peace.
Olivia CliffordOlivia Clifford A wounded heart never stops bleeding.
Ashley PrzywolskiAshley Przywolski I swear the stars align at night just to see you smile.
C.R. ElliottC.R. Elliott I get so lost in your midnight eyes I forget we’re running out of time.
Ana DeeAna Dee The worst thing is not to share our pain with each other when you can.
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Betty FordBetty Ford It’s government’s job to respect and protect the rights of the individual. That vision is centrally important to the principle put forth by the Founding Fathers. If you don’t believe that, you shouldn’t be in Congress.
Bill SaliBill Sali Being spokesman for a generation is the worst job I ever had.
Billy BraggBilly Bragg My job description is that I’m a rock star. And I’m good at it.
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