Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
BERNIE MACWhatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
BERNIE MACI ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
BERNIE MACI don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
BERNIE MACI’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
BERNIE MACWhen it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
BERNIE MACIf I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
BERNIE MACI’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
BERNIE MACI want to play a villain – I can’t wait to play a villain.
BERNIE MACI’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
BERNIE MACFear is not one of my attributes.
BERNIE MACSuffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
BERNIE MACWhy I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
BERNIE MACI had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.
BERNIE MACI took my sports experience to my life on stage. That’s why I’m so disciplined. Playing sports, I was always underestimated. I was never picked first to do anything. This always helped me. It taught me how to push myself.
BERNIE MACYou’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
BERNIE MACI’m an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you’re going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.
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