Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
BILL MURRAYI’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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You can’t think about what you’re going to do. It just gets in the way. You have to be just available for life, otherwise you’re not bringing anything to the party. So I don’t lie awake thinking about what I’m going to do workwise. There’s just too much going on.
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I knew that’s where I was going. I knew we were going to Italy. You couldn’t make this movie in America at this price. I knew it was going to be big. I knew there was going to be a ship involved and that there was going to be a set as big as the ship.
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When the phone started ringing too many times, I had to take it back to what I can handle. I take my chances on a job or a person as opposed to a situation. I don’t like to have a situation placed over my head.
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So far, I’ve only sailed in the Caribbean. I’ve sailed the Virgin Island and The Grenadines. I liked all that. We charted some really crummy boats in the Grenadines. That made for an exciting sailing trip (laughs) when everything goes well.
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All of us kids ended up ‘doing Mom.’ There are four of us who’ve tried show business. Five if you insist on counting my sister the nun, who does liturgical dance.
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The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
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Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
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Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn’t here yet, whatever it’s going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That’s it.
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My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
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I don’t know what my fans are going to think. It’s definitely not what they’re used to from me.
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There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.
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If you have a good script, that’s what gets you involved. It’s harder to write a good screenplay than to find something.
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You know the theory of cell irritability? If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba.
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Don’t think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you’ll never do a thing.
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I mean, everybody would love to have their clothes torn off by a mob of girls, but being screamed at is different.
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