“I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.”

The future will show whether my foresight is as accurate now as it has proved heretofore.

Most persons are so absorbed in the contemplation of the outside world that they are wholly oblivious to what is passing on within themselves.

There is no memory or retentive faculty based on lasting impression. What we designate as memory is but increased responsiveness to repeated stimuli.

We should begin at the very root from which we spring, we should effect a radical reform in the character of the food.

The desire that guides me in all I do is the desire to harness the forces of nature to the service of mankind.

My brain is only a receiver, in the Universe there is a core from which we obtain knowledge, strength and inspiration. I have not penetrated into the secrets of this core, but I know that it exists.

The progressive development of man [has as its] ultimate purpose the complete mastery of mind over the material world.

Fights between individuals, as well as governments and nations, invariably result from misunderstandings in the broadest interpretation of this term.

All the great religions contain wise prescriptions relating to the conduct of life, which hold good now as they did when they were promulgated.

The harness of waterfalls is the most economical method known for drawing energy from the sun.

Our entire biological system, the brain, and the Earth itself, work on the same frequencies.

My father had a large library and whenever I could manage I tried to satisfy my passion for reading.

To know each other we must reach beyond the sphere of our sense perceptions.

Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine.

To stop war by the perfection of engines of destruction alone, might consume centuries and centuries. Other means must be employed to hasten the end.

If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.

Wit and humor belong to genius alone.

Don’t be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be.

It’s funny how most people love the dead, once you’re dead your made for life.

Don’t be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza.

I’m a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It’s a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

I don’t like to run. I don’t like to jump up and down. Being a big girl and having a bosom, I injure myself! It upsets me, I have to hold my two things. I just can’t jog, there’s something in the way.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.