Do I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
BETTE MIDLERDo I understand this right? I’m being marked down?
BETTE MIDLERIt’s a different world now: Stars come and go quickly, and there are so many of them. I read a statistic that all the record companies combined used to put out around 3,000 albums in a year. Now they put out something like 30,000!
BETTE MIDLERWhen you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T
BETTE MIDLERMy idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
BETTE MIDLERThe inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
BETTE MIDLERMen’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
BETTE MIDLERI’m looking for something that gives me a chance to stretch. Because I have my own work, and I can do anything I want in my own work – juggle, tap dance, anything I want.
BETTE MIDLERI bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
BETTE MIDLERI’m confident that I’m as intelligent as many people, but I know that I’m not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I’m a shrinking violet because I don’t want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
BETTE MIDLERThank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
BETTE MIDLERWithout passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.
BETTE MIDLERSold my soul. Bought these devil chains.
BETTE MIDLERThat’s our mission: to clean and green New York City – one block at a time.
BETTE MIDLERCulturally, it’s very hard to change people’s attitudes about public space.
BETTE MIDLERGOD is watching us, from a Distance.
BETTE MIDLERI always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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