The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
BILL MURRAYIt’s hard to be an artist. It’s hard to be anything. It’s hard to be.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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While I have felt lonely many times in my life, the oddest feeling of all was after my mother, Lucille, died. My father had already died, but I always had some attachment to our big family while she was alive. It seems strange to say now that I felt so lonely, yet I did.
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I don’t want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
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Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.
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To people who want to be rich and famous, I’d say, “Get rich first and see if that doesn’t cover it.”
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People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
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Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
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I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that’s it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I’d done something.
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There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.
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I’m not an ungenerous person; I don’t resent it. It’s just sort of a head-scratcher.
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Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.
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Buddy Hackett [was] talking – this is Hackett, not me – about the Virgin Mary, a limerick sort of thing, and all these children and families … the look of absolute horror.
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I don’t answer fan mail. I don’t have time for that. It’s like hundreds of thousands of people who think they’re going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don’t have time for those idiots. I’ve got stuff to do.
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Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
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I’m just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that’s what they pay me to do.
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Zombies dont mess with other zombies.
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