I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
BETTE MIDLERI’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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Image is everything, and the voice or the idea or the song is hardly anything at all. Half the time the person isn’t even doing the singing. I’m a bit cynical about this [music] business.
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As you age, feelings do diminish.
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For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating – and then only by waiters.
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Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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I’m confident that I’m as intelligent as many people, but I know that I’m not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I’m a shrinking violet because I don’t want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
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My daughter very independent. But if she’s upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She’s great – a real tough cookie.
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The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
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I’m mad about God! That’s why I’m divine.
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I’m working my way toward divinity.
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Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
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Without passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.
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