People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
BETTE MIDLERMen’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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I feel like a million tonight – but one at a time.
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Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Total contentment is only for cows.
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That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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When I started in this [music] business, I had a dream, but it was amorphous, and I had no experience. I just had a fuzzy notion of what life would be like if I became what I pictured.
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[On Denmark:] … that little country of cottage cheese and courage.
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Sometimes you have to make your own opportunities, and that’s why I’m on TV. I wasn’t going to sit around anymore, waiting for the damn phone to ring. I had to create my own place – I’ve always done that.
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When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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I’ve always said that people have unrealistic expectations.
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When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They’d never seen anything like that. They wanted to be like those actors and actresses, so the movies informed their behavior.
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People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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I’ve always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life.
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I had no idea of being a star, all I knew was that I wanted to be a great actress, I wanted to work as an actress. So I thought the way I would be a great actress was to sing and dance first.
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It is true that in this culture, they throw you out when you get older. I see it all the time, especially in my business. At my age, you’re playing somebody’s mother – and there aren’t even a lot of those roles!
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