You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
BERNIE MACMy humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
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It’s a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are.
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Black audiences are hard. They always think they’re better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them.
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You don’t see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can’t play the game. I can’t – my tolerance – I know I’m getting old; I’ll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I’m getting old? ‘Cause my tolerance level is low.
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I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
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My daughter was a beautiful child.
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
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I can act. I’ve been acting for a long time, but like anything else, don’t nobody owe you nothing. You’ve go to pay your dues. You go from A to Z; you don’t go from M to Z.
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I know doing movies is where I need to be. That’s where my audience wants to see me.
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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The Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
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I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I’d go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on ‘Laugh-In,’ Flip Wilson.
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I’m very much disciplined because I’m more mature. When I was young I just wanted to live, I could jump, I could run, I was quick and I was relentless.
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Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? ‘Cause he had problems.
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I hate to compare anything, especially while I’m promoting. I feel that’s another disrespect, but ‘Ocean’s 13’ is the best movie I’ve ever done in my life. No question.
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