I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.
BERNIE MACI can act. I’ve been acting for a long time, but like anything else, don’t nobody owe you nothing. You’ve go to pay your dues. You go from A to Z; you don’t go from M to Z.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I’ve never been no superficial cat.
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The Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
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I wasn’t disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I have in comedy, and acting, and writing, that’s why I knew it just wasn’t right for me.
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I took my sports experience to my life on stage. That’s why I’m so disciplined. Playing sports, I was always underestimated. I was never picked first to do anything. This always helped me. It taught me how to push myself.
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The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
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I want to play a villain – I can’t wait to play a villain.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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Hugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
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When you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.
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People like rumors. They’re going to say things like, ‘You was at the club with Lil’ Kim, and you and Kanye West got into a fist fight.’ You can’t get upset. You’ve got to keep hope alive.
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Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? ‘Cause he had problems.
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I was a street performer for two years.
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My daughter was a beautiful child.
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I’ve introduced myself with comedy, and once you’ve introduced yourself as something, that’s where people keep you. That’s where people like to hold you.
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I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
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