Me, I’m just a hack. I’m just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
BETTE MIDLERMy idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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When I finally did stop and look at my life, I realized that I had done what I’d set out to do. In my pitiful little way, I had climbed the mountain I had chosen. And there I was, on top.
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I have my standards. They’re low, but I have them.
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I’ve forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I’m too young.
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GOD is watching us, from a Distance.
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A lot of people started drinking martinis and smoking cigarettes because they felt it was cool.
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If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
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I made a lot of people laugh, made a lot of people cry in a good way, brought a lot of joy to people, picked up a lot of garbage. And in all those years, I saw a lot. I went to foreign lands. I met interesting people. And I got it!
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I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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There’s a kind of emotional exploration you plumb with a friend that you don’t really do with your family.
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Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD’s on and hit play and random things come out.
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People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time – if not of my block – being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
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[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
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Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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