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It’s just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is hilarious, so no.

Bill Burr

If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that’s good for me; I’m good.
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Car Clubs Crap Play
I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.
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Elbows Elderly Today
Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.
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Appreciate Dog Dream
I don’t think people know what hygienist means.
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Mean People Thinking
I’m not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.
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Lying Psycho Stage
I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I’m thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I’ve seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal.
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People Rocks Teeth Thinking
Let’s go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you’re thinking.
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Sleep Sunday Thinking
Well probably the coolest show of that whole tour was in Germany. I had a chunk of material on [Adolf] Hitler, and I was worried about how they’d react, but they loved it.
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Coolest Country Shows Worried
I think I know how to raise a kid. You just play catch with ’em. You just talk about life, and you distract them by throwing the ball. They don’t even notice that you’re filling up their heads with your theories.
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Filling Kids Thinking
Carnegie Hall is as good as they say it is. It’s not like Stonehenge which looks great in books but then you go there and it’s a pile of rocks next to a highway. There’s actually a highway right next to it, but you don’t see that in pictures.
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Book Looks Rocks
Deny your emotions and act like you have answers
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Answers Emotion Like You
If you get a chance to go outside of the country, you start examining where you’re from and some of the thought processes.
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Chance Country East
As a big music fan, England is an amazing place to go.
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Amazing Fans Places
If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.
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Lines Trying Way
I wasn’t the good looking guy, I wasn’t the hot chick, I wasn’t the fat guy, I didn’t have a catchphrase, I didn’t wear a silly hat. I was just trying to improve as a comedian.
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Comedian Guy Silly
For aspiring comedians? Don’t listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
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Comedian Goes Thinking

It’s just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is hilarious, so no.

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It’s just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is hilarious, so no.

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