As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
BILL HICKSI got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin’ [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] ‘good evening everybody, remember me, smoking’s bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I’m not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that’s the connection they’re trying to make.
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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.
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Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?…No, it’s not…That’s called logic and it’ll help us all evolve.
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Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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You know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
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So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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Rock stars against drugs–that’s what we want, isn’t it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We’re partying now!
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