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When you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.

Bernie Mac

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
BERNIE MAC

Barbers Hear Shop Stay
I’ve never been no superficial cat.
BERNIE MAC

Been Cat No Superficial
I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.
BERNIE MAC

Able Discipline Gun Machine Onwer
I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
BERNIE MAC

Clown Comedian Funny
I have so much respect for what’s funny.
BERNIE MAC

Funny Mush Respect
I came from a place where there wasn’t a lot of joy.
BERNIE MAC

Joy Lot Place
You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish.
BERNIE MAC

Big Challenges Motivational
Comedy has been so good to me.
BERNIE MAC

Comedy Good One
I’m not a star, I hate that word, and I’m an entertainer. Stars fall, you know, I’m an entertainer. I want to be known as an entertainer.
BERNIE MAC

Entertainer Fall Hate Known Stars
My grandmother always told me how you start is how you finish.
BERNIE MAC

Always Finish Grandmother
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
BERNIE MAC

Beer Boat Golf Ice Lobster
My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
BERNIE MAC

Changed Foolishness Make Sense
It’s a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are.
BERNIE MAC

Just Pleasure Someone Strong
When you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.
BERNIE MAC

Footprint God Judging Men
I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
BERNIE MAC

Black Country Scuba Used
I was a street performer for two years.
BERNIE MAC

Performs Streets Two Years

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