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You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.

Bette Midler

You can’t just have a clean public space – you also have to have people willing to use it, and something that will draw them in.
BETTE MIDLER

People Space Use
From a distance the world looks blue and green, and the snow-capped mountains white. From a distance the ocean meets the stream, and the eagle takes to flight. From a distance, there is harmony, and it echoes through the land. It’s the voice of hope, it’s the voice of peace, it’s the voice of every man
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Distance Men Ocean
I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Fun Giving People
Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
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Broken Heart Love Soul
That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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Nominate Oscar Remember
I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Always Breakup Married
Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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Groups People Two
I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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Memorable Women
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love
I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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Easy Lasts Tacky
I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we’re screwed!
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House News Stories Watches
I’ve always said that people have unrealistic expectations.
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Expectations People Unrealistic
I celebrate everyone’s religious holidays. if it’s good enough for the righteous, it’s good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
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Holiday Religious Self
From the age of 14 until I was 50, I just got on a treadmill and ran. I never stopped to assess what I was doing or to pat myself on the back.
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Age Ran Treadmill
I always try to balance the light with the heavy – a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.
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Art Cancer Light
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men

You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.

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You have to be alert. When my daughter, Sophie, came out of the womb, she was instantly alert, as if she had been here before. And she was a little disappointed that she was here again.

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